Words Of Wisdom

Dearest Readers: I am going to impart my Grandfather's wisdom upon you. 
Try not to squeal in delight as the universe suddenly makes sense. 
Grandfather: "The pilgrims taught the Indians how to make bread. They left, and when they came back, they said, 'Ooh! Indian Bread! We want it!'"
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And if anyone is feeling adventurous, go to google.com and type in, 'do a barrel roll'
...Or zerg rush.